Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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