i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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