are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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