My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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