Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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