I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
