quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He shit in the fireplace
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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