So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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