Sponge bath it is.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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