He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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