Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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