Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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