Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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