Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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