I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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