try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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