I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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