and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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