awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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