oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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