ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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