You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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