none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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