I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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