So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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