dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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