normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love having hate sex.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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