Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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