Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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