I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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