Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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