i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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