Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
