I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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