All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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