Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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