just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Do I have a choice?
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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