first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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