this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
