She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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