every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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