My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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