your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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