My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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