still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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