Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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