Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
one might say we're banned from that church
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Fuck appropriateness.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
