dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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