If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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