he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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