There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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