Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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