I wanna bring you to show and tell
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
