Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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