Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize
