but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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